Dop Park Stories: Stroller Lady

by The iHubby on January 15, 2012

I don’t think I am going to create a category for this entry cause I don’t really think there will be any other dog park stories except for my dog ate some other dog’s poop. This entry is about something I deal with every single time I go to the dog park: stroller lady.

Stroller LadyThis is her. I don’t know her name and I don’t really care. Her name is not the main focus of my rant. Her coming to the dog park with a 1 year old in a stroller is the main reason for this entry. Her and her lack of respect for other people and their dogs.

There is a reason that is called a “dog park”, it is for dogs. It’s not a place for a lady to come to the dog park with her husband and 2 German shepherd’s and walk around. My beef with the chick is that fact that she brings the stroller into the dog park when there is a perfectly good HUMAN PARK 50 feet away! She comes into the dog park and walks around the track with her kid in the stroller and is constantly swatting away other dogs that come up. I have seen the actually swatting take place.

Hurley and I went to the dog park last Saturday morning. We were only there for 30 minutes and then this lady comes strolling (get it?!) through the gate. Well, Hurley is a puppy and puppies get very interested in new things, the stroller was high on his list at that moment. Hurley pranced over to the lady and her stroller to investigate. Well, stroller lady didn’t like that one bit. Like someone who smacks chocolate chip cookies from Britney Spears’ hand, she immediately shoved him away from the stroller. I saw this happen from about a hundred feet away and immediately got defensive. I called him over and thank goodness he came. I smothered him with praise for listening to me and apologized to him for the bitch that just treated him like shit. I told him that she was evil and that she probably beats little puppies like him in her spare time like Michael Vick and that he should stay far away from her. However, he only heard “blah blah blah blah lady blah blah blah stroller” and went back over and she proceeded to push him away again. I walked over and put him back on the leash and left.

Why should I have to leave cause of this lady? Answer, I shouldn’t. I have since seen her numerous other times and she does the same thing but stays inside the dog park not caring at all. This shouldn’t be happening. A dog park is a place to take my dog to let him play with other dogs and get tired and be good for me and my wife at home. Why aren’t the Republican candidates talking about this!? This is too important of an issue to be on the back burner when we have an election coming up.

The next time I am at the dog park and I see this lady I am not going to worry. If she swats my dog or shoves him in anyway I won’t be responsible for what I say. My dog has the right to be at the dog park and not have to worry about being picked on by some stupid human. Go somewhere else with your stroller lady, you aren’t wanted here.

Just Say "NO" to Stroller Lady

{ 0 comments }

The Tilt

by The iHubby on January 9, 2012

20120109-202837.jpg

He’s getting bigger and bigger each day.

{ 0 comments }

“PROMETHEUS” – My thoughts

by The iHubby on January 9, 2012

A few weeks ago, they released the first trailer for the movie Prometheus. For those of you not familiar with this movie, it is being called the prequel to the movie ALIEN. I am huge fan of the original trilogy of ALIEN movies, I am very excited to see this movie. I have seen ALIEN: Resurrection but I refuse to include it in what FOX Pictures calls the “Alien:Anthology” cause it just doesn’t fit the feel of the other three and also for this reason: it sucked ass.

Well, I am pumped up to see this movie but there is a lot of back and forth banter on the interwebs about how this has nothing to do with the original Alien movies but that there are “strands of DNA from the original ALIEN film scattered through the film”. Damon Lindelof is one of the writers of the script and knowing his history with LOST I can honestly say that I am excited to see what he does with the ALIEN universe.

After seeing the trailer that was released, I think I may have figured out the plot. I don’t know if it’s correct or if I am WAY off but I have my thoughts on where I think they are going. For those that are interested, here are my thoughts. For those of you that don’t have a clue what I am talking about…here you go!

  • The ship PROMETHEUS is on a mission to find out the origin of mankind
  • They arrive on the planet (I think it’s the LV-426 from the original movies) and they find the derelict ship but it’s abandoned
  • When exploring the ship, one of the crew gets somehow infected and slowly through the movie ends up becoming the “space jockey” in the original ALIEN movie and kills the whole crew.
  • However, a few crew members “fight back” and some how crash the ship and strand the “space jockey” on the planet
  • The “space jockey” is then the FIRST lifeform to be infected by an ALIEN facehugger and the first Queen Alien comes from him and starts laying eggs in the broken down ship which leads to why there are so many eggs in the original ALIEN movie.
  • At least one crew member is alive and sets the distress signal that is discovered in the first ALIEN movie, warning everyone to stay away from the site.

Okay, so those are my thoughts. I could be totally off on this but I love doing the whole “speculation” thing about movies I am excited to see.

{ 0 comments }

A new year…

January 3, 2012

Okay, so I haven’t blogged in a long time. Why didn’t I blog? Well, it was pretty much the “perfect storm” of a situation. First, my blog was hacked. Thanks to “Mr. Spyder” I had to contact my hosting provider (my good friend Lucas) and have him help fix the issue. This was fixed for [...]

Read the full article →

Spotify Playlists

October 12, 2011

I love making playlists. For the longest time, iTunes has been my way of making playlists. I have playlists of soundtracks from snowboarding movies that are from 1995. I make playlists for playing poker. I love it. However, I was limited by the songs I could put on a playlist by what was in my [...]

Read the full article →

iSad

October 6, 2011

Yes, I know you have all heard about the passing of Steve Jobs. However, I wanted to post something that I wrote a few months ago. It’s not just any ordinary post. It’s a letter that I sent to Steve Jobs. I never received a reply but deep down I like to think that he [...]

Read the full article →

DTF?!

August 15, 2011

If you follow my twitter account (if you aren’t, you’re missing out) you would have seen a few updates this weekend about my contact lens getting stuck in the back of my eye. I have been giving updates on the situation and you can read about it here and here. Now I know some of [...]

Read the full article →

The post where I talk about camping.

August 9, 2011

This past weekend a group of my friends and I went camping. Usually we go to a place called Howard Prairie but this time we went to Applegate Lake. It’s a really nice area with a lake (of course) and some good streams for fishing. Back in the day we used to go camping at [...]

Read the full article →

Bathroom Remodel – Part I

August 3, 2011

Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither will our bathroom so that is why i am going to be documenting the remodeling of our guest bathroom. My buddy Jay (who is a contractor) came over to help me with the demolition part of the bathroom. He has also offered to help with other aspects [...]

Read the full article →

Allow me to introduce…

July 28, 2011

I have written on my blog about the ChipIn page that a fellow Twitter friend made for my wife and I. Well, I am proud to say that today, our friend Amy is no longer just a friend on Twitter. She has graduated to the rank of “Blogger”. I would like to introduce to you…Amy [...]

Read the full article →